Feetball ‘Crootin’: Vanderbilt Shakes Hands With Beef

Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaverAnd she shows it off to all her friendsOne day, you know, that beaver tried to leave herSo she caged him up with cyclone fence

Sorry… let me put my bass guitar away and get back to sports. Since NoHo Clark and the Boys flipped 5* QB Jared Curtis from Ugga, there have been some changes in our future prospects. First, we flipped a WR—Alabama commit WR Owen Cabell—and got a commit from another over Tejas, SMU and others in 2027 WR Jeremiah Douglas.

Today, though, we shook hands with beef, as we got a big boy to protect Curtis in Pulelei’ite Primus out of Midland, TX.

So that’s officially two pass catchers and a Southbound Pachyderm.

….and we’re just getting started.

My name is Mud.