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Week 14 Predictions: Huskers vs. Hawkeyes

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Week 14 Predictions: Huskers vs. Hawkeyes

Mike: After last Saturday night in Unhappy Valley, I have this feeling that Black Friday is approaching “must-win” status for Matt Rhule’s team. Getting to eight wins and not losing to Iowa is progres...

Week 14 Predictions: Huskers vs. HawkeyesStory byCorn Nation StaffFri, November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM UTC·7 min read

Mike: After last Saturday night in Unhappy Valley, I have this feeling that Black Friday is approaching “must-win” status for Matt Rhule’s team. Getting to eight wins and not losing to Iowa is progress.

Jon: It’s very clear that there’s progress. We are going to a bowl again this year and we don’t have to see a graphic about how long our losing streak is and how many years it’s been since we’ve been to a bowl game. I think everybody would agree we haven’t progressed as much as we’d like, but at least the shit has been wiped off this program to a certain degree. A win over Iowa would certainly make everybody feel better.

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Jarek: Ah yes, Black Friday…where those of us who work retail dread the start of the crazy customer season and the football fan in me wonders just how we might screw the Iowa game up this year. I hope at least the Iowa hoodoo gets fixed.

Andy: Even a short week of dealing with these turds on CN Twitter is too long. I’d like to apologize for leaving politeness by the wayside this week, except I wouldn’t. To whatever higher beings give a shit about college football (Spoiler alert, Notre Dame – none of the serious ones do.), please assist us to victory against the thunderc**ts in any way you deem acceptable.

Just a GameOhio State (-9.5) at Michigan

Mike: The weather MIGHT be the only thing working in Michigan’s favor. It will be cold, but it sounds like the snow won’t start until afterwards. Ohio State has too much talent to lose yet-again to TTUN. Bucknuts 31, Weasels 20

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Jon: Maybe Ryan Day has learned his lesson about not getting caught up in what Nick Saban called “rat poison”. That’s what happened when Lou Holtz said Ohio State wasn’t tough and Ryan Day wanted to prove so much that they were tough that he lost to Michigan last year instead of throwing the balls to some of the best receivers in the nation. If Ohio State loses, Ryan Day deserves to be fired. Because he’ll have proved himself an idiot. Ohio State 37, Michigan 17

Jarek: Remember when Ohio State lost to Michigan and Buckeye fans wanted Ryan Day fired? I haven’t heard crap from them since they won the Natty. Will history repeat? Lose to Michigan but win the Natty? Maybe…but not the first part. Ohio State 34 Michigan 30

Andy: Yes, I know it looks. Here’s Ohio State doing the closest impression in the country to a dominant team, while Michigan dicks about with the likes of Northwestern and Purdue. I thought the same thing last year and Michigan’s won, what, four in a row? And two without cheating? Gamblers say bet the streak , so screw it. Michigan 20 Ohio St 17. (I may just be doing this hex the Wolverines – anything to silence their insufferable fans.)

Cascade ClashOregon (-6.5) at Washington

Mike: Can we move one of these old Pac-12 rivalries off of Thanksgiving weekend? We need some better matchups earlier in the season. I’m going with Oreygun because they’ve been the more consistent team. Quackers 38, Dawgs 31

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Jon: Is this an actual rivalry? Or is this one made up because we joined the Big Ten? I’m still trying to get my coffee together this morning. Oregon will win this. I would think this spread would be more.

Jarek: Ducks usually do well around water, and given where Washington’s stadium is, they should feel right at home. Oregon just has a little too much talent to squander this one. Oregon 31 Washington 24

Andy: Oregon just appears to be on another level from a Washington team who is Jekyll and Hyde by smashing bad teams and folding up against good ones. And Wisconsin. Ooof. Oregon 37 Washington 17

Paul Bunyan’s AxeWisconsin (+1.5) at Minnesota

Mike: The classic “wrong team is favored” game… yes, it’s in Minneapolis, but Badgers have been playing better the last few weeks. Steenkin Badgahs 27, Goofers 24

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Jon: Minnesota doesn’t win on the road. Minnesota doesn’t lose at home. While the Badgers have been playing better football. I’m going to go with the home team. Minnesota 24, Wisconsin 23

Jarek: Who has the bigger axe to grind? (I’ll see myself out) I think Wisconsin is playing free now that the Fickell rumors are no longer fickle. (Couldn’t help myself) Give me the upset. Badgers 21 Minnesota 17

Andy: Apparently, Nebraska was Minnesota’s Super Bowl as they appear to have checked out, losing 3 of 4 after their victory over the Corn. Wisconsin, on the other hand, has shown signs of life following word getting out that Luke Fickell will be retained for 2026 with more roster cash. However, that home/road thing don’t lie. And neither does that over/under. Bet it, don’t watch it. Minnesota 14 Wiscy 9

Maryland (+3.5) at Michigan State

Mike: How did this one get into rivalry weekend? Sparty 30, Terps 24

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Jon: Maryland 31, Michigan State 21

Jarek: Woof, this one might be hard to watch. Michigan State might not be that good, but they are competitive in the last half of the season. Michigan State 27 Maryland 17

Andy: We really should put a nationally relevant game here instead of this pile of Big 10 shit. Pass.

Blackshirt FridayIowa (-6.5) at Nebraska

Mike: Let’s make one thing clear: Iowa is NOT Penn State. They don’t run the ball as well as Penn State and Mark Gronowski is not much of a passer. Yes, Phil Parker’s defense is pretty stout, but I think the Huskers offense will bounce back from last week’s game. It’s in Lincoln; it’s time to win this game.

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Just can’t lose to Iowa again.And they won’t. Iowa’s made special teams plays to win during the last few games…well, Mike Ekeler might have something to say about that. Huskers 21, Squawkeyes 17.

Jarek: Everything about this suggests we find a way to screw this up late again. Interceptions, fumbles and special teams have found a way for Nebraska to lose this one in recent memory. For once in the lives of those who will scream at you to sit down, beat Iowa. Huskers 21 Iowa 20

Andy: I agree with much of what is printed above. And things aren’t as big of a mess as they appear, despite CBS trying to dredge up “Dylan is transferring” crap the week they are broadcasting the Huskers with nothing new to offer other than Dayton decommitting and SOURCES. I thought Dylan left after sources confirmed it last year?

Anyway, despite Iowa winning 9 of the last 10 in the series, chop off the embarrassing Mike Riley blowouts and the net point differential of the last 7 is 19. We are due and we are 4-2 in one-score games this season. And, as much as I’d love to have Dylan, who has been lights out in the 4th quarters of tight games, I’m going against all history and reason on this. Emmett will do Emmett things, the receivers will get yards after catches and T.J. will make some plays to keep drives alive. Wetjen will bring one back, but so will Jacory – push, eh? It won’t be pretty, because it hasn’t been for awhile, but –

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We will not cough one up late. Huskers 23 Dickheads 17 (Deep calming breaths)

Jon: Again, it’ll be interesting to see how the offense plays this game. Are we going to be safe or are we going to let the caution fly to the wind? I hope for the latter. I don’t think Iowa is as good as they’ve been in the past, but this is a damn good chance to beat them. I hope we do. I kind of get tired of the screaming, and 8-4 would be a decent record. Nebraska 28, Iowa 21

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